With a big smile, I bring you man you either love or hate, there is no middle ground. One common emotion he does gives the opposing team is a feeling of being violated, leaving them to run to the bathroom while he lubricates his mac10 for the next round of prey. Original alias is Frylock, past clans are .50cal and ATHF, addicted to transvestites and midget pr0n and rumored to be related to the late great man who invented the douche applicator, I now bring you Drunken Panda. Fear the wrath not only from his weapon of choice, but his cunning tongue.
On behalf of {Çause õf Ðeath} welcome!!!
Now I just wish Piney and Zed would join us from .50 
